Unnecessary Winter Holiday Traditions: 1. The Inflatable Yard Experience

I promised more cartoons, so here you go.  A mini-series, from now until Christmas, of Unnecessary Holiday Traditions that I made up.  You're welcome.

1.  The Inflatable Yard Experience

Why confine your Christmas joy to a measly six foot inflatable snow globe in the front yard?  With the Inflatable Yard Experience, you can make your entire house
the center of a whirling snowglobe of festive fun.  Live Santa and reindeer included; reindeer clean-up kit sold separately.

Pros:  Magnificent display puts your neighbor's feeble yard decor to shame.  You get to live in a winter wonderland.  Provides several weeks employment to the actor playing Santa.  Santa gives unlimited sleigh rides.

Cons:  Sleigh rides in tight circles can become dizzying.  Possible violation of homeowner's regulations.  Deafening roar of giant fans can cause permanent hearing loss.  Can not leave snowglobe until after Christmas.  Eventual lack of oxygen may be a concern.