Friday, December 2, 2011

2. The Wifty Tree

The long, silky needles and soft, gentle branches of the wifty tree practically beg you to touch them.  And indeed, you may enjoy petting this tree for hours and hours of holiday fun.  But when it comes time to decorate, beware;
ornaments hung on the wifty tree disappear faster than bricks in quicksand.

And yet it's just so sweet and pretty, you almost don't mind that it ate Aunt Opal's glass kitty ornament.

Pros: The most lovely, huggable tree you will ever meet.  No fear of stepping on sharp needles.  A good way to "accidentally" get rid of ornaments that you don't like but feel obligated to keep.

Cons:  Impossible to decorate, and yet you will feel guilty recycling it in January because it's just so nice.

Fa la la!  There are more Unnecessary Winter Holiday Traditions.  Oh yes, really.

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